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teeth are weird we’ve all licked our own skeleton
What have you done
I just found out there’s a Black Sabbath cover band who dresses up as McDonalds characters
they’re called Mac Sabbath
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why tall friends are great
- they are towering fortresses good for taking shelter from sun, rain, and vicious birds
- excellent hiding spot
- they provide a path in crowds so we small ones can get through
- can use as large pillows 10/10 would recommend
drawbacks
- what do their faces look like
- they’re always looking around like ‘SHIT where did my small friend go did i lose them’ worry not tall friend i am down here
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- hugs are very boob
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I want to be one of those people who remembers to change the air freshener